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EPISODE 247: THE ROAD KNOWS

This week we’re taking local businesses to court for copping our style, revisiting best practices for winter driving, getting pretentious about drinking wine, facing a democratic recount over naming conference rooms, investing in new noodle bar fork tech, loving big silverware, spotting click-bait headlines, buying cheap chicken and selling it at a premium, reviewing Mindhunter on Netflix, robbing a lot of banks in different costumes, buying new winter tires, misreading the good intentions of neighbors as passive-aggression, purchasing propane, and keeping an open mind while finding fun activities to pass the time during the winter months.

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EPISODE 245: IN THE TRENCHES

Hop in the trenches with us this week as we define the characteristics of a modern country song, finally get some justice for Stageline, raise awareness instead of actually doing something, call out wack-ass capitols, fly to ATX and get hassled by the TSA, fight the awkwardness of airplane seating and random traveling animals, take a less than super shuttle to a baller JW Marriot, pivot to a conversation about Texas SONS before grabbing a drink in one of the most gentrified house-bars downtown, and then meet tech hero, Kelsey Hightower. After that we’ll try to solve the mystery of a serial shitter in Colorado, attempt to bring a high-speed police chase to an end peacefully, and then devise a plan to long-con a bank robbery!

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EPISODE 243: CRIME SMARTER

Why do people like La Croix?, email and shout outs, clarifying vice presidential succession, an update on Stageline Pizza, when real estate meets pizza, misjudging the lineup at the show on Friday, Mugen Hoso, Palabra del Dia (Bonus), finally cleaning out the fridge, Heavy Machinery Hustlers: Bank of America ATM robbery with a forklift, how do I crime smarter?, people are always leaving keys laying around, pros and cons of the FBI taking this case off our hands, law enforcement power struggles, awesome tattoo ideas, trying to pay for lunch, Hero Arsonist of the Week: Firefighters dine on pigs they saved in fire, TFBOTG: mobile mechanic is fixing brakes, Power Moves: stuck between a cop and a hard place, some clumsy burglar leaves DNA behind at the scene, forgetting to flush, planting fake DNA to muddy the waters, and living with an active alarm clock stuck in the walls.

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EPISODE 219: MAKE AMERICA FLAMMABLE AGAIN

219In Episode 219, you’ll discover new ways to: handle the Governor and his entourage showing up to the bar, explain to your children why robots are writing Christmas songs, buy your dog a new wardrobe with the county’s credit card, use fire and Axe body spray to dodge arrest, make America flammable again, mistakenly refer to CFC’s as CDC’s, use a gun to get the price you want on coffee, deal with fantasies of being taken hostage, use a city bus to make your point, smoke in public, get around loss-prevention officers in box stores, use tech skills to get a job in the criminal underworld, mess with service dogs on the clock, lose a finger, check out a new segment, drink your girlfriend’s blood, and finally step up your local Christmas program to compete with Netflix.

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EPISODE 216: THESE CRIMES INSIDE ME

216In Episode 216 you’ll discover new and exciting ways to: cook with white pepper, consider other perspectives on Christmas, slash up your neighbor’s above-ground pools, forge a Banksy, spy on Mike Rowe with secret drone tech, punch a lawyer out and bounce, better identify characteristics of a firefighter-arsonist, set your patient’s farts on fire, rob a bank with no weapon, and catch up on local police reports!

But wait! With Episode 216 you aren’t restricted to a mere mp3 rendition of the podcast, now you can take a step inside the Hutch and watch how the WHGL sausage gets made!

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