Talk a little shit. It's good for you.

An irreverent and speculative look at the week’s news, emerging technologies, and the simulated world around us. Talk a little shit, it's good for you.

EPISODE 243: CRIME SMARTER

Why do people like La Croix?, email and shout outs, clarifying vice presidential succession, an update on Stageline Pizza, when real estate meets pizza, misjudging the lineup at the show on Friday, Mugen Hoso, Palabra del Dia (Bonus), finally cleaning out the fridge, Heavy Machinery Hustlers: Bank of America ATM robbery with a forklift, how do I crime smarter?, people are always leaving keys laying around, pros and cons of the FBI taking this case off our hands, law enforcement power struggles, awesome tattoo ideas, trying to pay for lunch, Hero Arsonist of the Week: Firefighters dine on pigs they saved in fire, TFBOTG: mobile mechanic is fixing brakes, Power Moves: stuck between a cop and a hard place, some clumsy burglar leaves DNA behind at the scene, forgetting to flush, planting fake DNA to muddy the waters, and living with an active alarm clock stuck in the walls.

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EPISODE 219: MAKE AMERICA FLAMMABLE AGAIN

219In Episode 219, you’ll discover new ways to: handle the Governor and his entourage showing up to the bar, explain to your children why robots are writing Christmas songs, buy your dog a new wardrobe with the county’s credit card, use fire and Axe body spray to dodge arrest, make America flammable again, mistakenly refer to CFC’s as CDC’s, use a gun to get the price you want on coffee, deal with fantasies of being taken hostage, use a city bus to make your point, smoke in public, get around loss-prevention officers in box stores, use tech skills to get a job in the criminal underworld, mess with service dogs on the clock, lose a finger, check out a new segment, drink your girlfriend’s blood, and finally step up your local Christmas program to compete with Netflix.

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EPISODE 216: THESE CRIMES INSIDE ME

216In Episode 216 you’ll discover new and exciting ways to: cook with white pepper, consider other perspectives on Christmas, slash up your neighbor’s above-ground pools, forge a Banksy, spy on Mike Rowe with secret drone tech, punch a lawyer out and bounce, better identify characteristics of a firefighter-arsonist, set your patient’s farts on fire, rob a bank with no weapon, and catch up on local police reports!

But wait! With Episode 216 you aren’t restricted to a mere mp3 rendition of the podcast, now you can take a step inside the Hutch and watch how the WHGL sausage gets made!

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EPISODE 207: BEST LAID PLANS

207Hennessy, Pantera and speed limits, Cowboys From Hell, premium Spotify, four-shot Fireside glances, slim dudes and big dongs, Word of the Day, Email, A good man and father and police officer, intentionally vomiting on children, vomit as a crime deterrent, spitting is cowardly, kids don’t belong at live sporting events, most and least metal words of all time according to science, CMFE: Twilight Sleep, morphine and scopolamine, Jessica Jones and Purple Man, power of suggestion, post-partem psychotic breaks, re-evaluating medical practices, Bank of America confirms simulation, Nick Bostrom’s probable scenarios for the human race, the multiverse, impending financial crises on the horizon, offending people with simulation theory, evolutionary advantages, and running out of time.

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EPISODE 198: LONG AS I CAN SEE THE LIGHT

198Using Creedence Clearwater Revival to hit a jackpot, analyzing William Jennings Bryan’s game, Word of the Day, IDMTB: Stone’s spelling bee skills, women’s bathrooms are gross, snow tires and rims for sale, drunkenly falling asleep in and around dumpsters, LDSD: meth deposit, meth loan withdrawal, MHSC: the world’s most expensive burger, London’s Honky Tonk Glamburger vs. Guinness World Records, impersonating police to hustle money off square simps, TWAGD: Henry Heimlich outmaneuvers a burger patty, Danny Trejo is deceptively old, lemon law on used cars, Today Was a Bad Day: a snake in the toilet bites man’s dick off, The Push to 200!

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