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EPISODE 223: DONUT SHOP BLEND

Look, listen: it’s time to finally relax and focus on you for once. Episode 223 picks you up gently, and takes all of the guesswork out of blending coffee, which cows to eat and which to milk, getting your cow a cool Neo-Nazi haircut, where to take a date on Valentine’s Day, getting dizzy for fun, allowing children to do dangerous things, selling drugs efficiently, convincing people to give you seafood, paying your debts with kielbasa, liking your job, having sex with animals, using fingerprints other than your own, and getting a warranty.

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EPISODE 222: THE SPECULATIVE PAYOFF

In Episode 222 we’ll teach you how to: commit cow genocide to dominate the dairy industry, party like a teenager, smooth over one fireable offense with another and take a rookie down with you, smoke crack in the ICU, find that winning lottery ticket in your desk at work, spend a half-million dollars, and drink and drive legally.

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EPISODE 177: THE SKILL WE’VE HONED

120615Topics Discussed: Calling Down the Power of the Bun, an Examination of “Back Like That” by Ghostface Killah, Indoor Cats, What Could Go Wrong Today, No New Notes, Retractions: Cows Docility, Killing Instead of Suing in China, TFBOTG: A Scheme for Diverting the Cops, Everyone on Your Friendslist is a Cop, HAW: BBQ Illegally Parked Car, Getting Back to a Simpler Time, Tech Sec: Getting Back Into Programming, Learn to Code, Where to Start, Grabass, No Country For Old Men, Sound in Movies, Run SpellCheck on Your Manifesto, Word of the Day, Utilizing Old People, and Stashing the Turkey.

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EPISODE 176: PLAYING THE GAME

112915Topics Discussed: Cat Pics on the Low, Graham Crackers and Grape Kool-Aid, Holiday Eating, Snow Tires, New Whip Knowledge, Grown Man Car Business, Hard Credit Checks, Playing the Car Buying Game, New Segment: Cry Harder, Dying Industries, Model Trains, Print Media, Tangible vs. Digital Products, Entrepreneurialship, 3D Printing Your Future, Remember K-Mart?, the Fun of a New Album, Thin and Filthy Homemade Pizza, Dragon Wings Revisited, LDSD: Black Friday on the Dark Net, Releasing the Podcast on the Dark Net, Staying Budget Conscious, Cuban Cigars, Stolen Credit Cards, Sheep Revisited and Revised, How Did Cows Survive, Hopping on the Trump Tip, Social Media Prowess, and Personal Retractions.

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EPISODE 32: TALES FROM A GOOD LIFE

2012-03-09_whgl_03_09_12Dub and Matt are up to their old tricks again with a CMFE about Woody Harrelson’s father, Charles Harrelson. They lay down a little Word of the Day before jumping back into a CMFE/TFBOTG crossover segment. They then go segment crazy with a new segment called Tales from a Good Life.Fun facts about Wu-Tang, Maybelline makeup, Xerox and the invention of the mouse, and Dub gets on some bullshit about Cows and magnetic north.A tragic death in North Carolina, and The Boston Mollasses Disaster of 1919.