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EPISODE 240: EIGHT THE HARD WAY

This week we’re chasing whiskey with coffee, going to Las Vegas, losing money, messing up names, figuring out street performers on Fremont St., visiting the Mob Museum, getting propositioned by who’res, playing digital craps, putting prisoners on display for money, pondering whether prostitutes are more people or sex toys, wiping feces on dealership vehicles, transporting drugs by way of dong, heisting condoms and vibrators, elaborately threatening our customers for not tipping, divulging locations for hard-to-find foods like Arctic Circle and the McRib, buying expensive cat carriers, and more!

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EPISODE 238: ALL DEBTS, PUBLIC AND PRIVATE

We’re back in the Hutch this week and everything is going wrong! In Episode 238 we’re doing our very best to: control the weather, track down missing cows, watch people talk to each other about cars, acknowledge other people in the community, get a radio station to play our song, rob a bank with a fake beard, bribe businesses into going cashless, figure out how wack Mexican food must be in Europe, shoot ourselves in the dick on accident, contemplate having a hand off while driving, look at crime in our community, get an education on the dos and don’ts of using the word “Gypsy”, snort chocolate because that’s a thing now, leave our pistol in a park somewhere, and cope with a little bad news about Wilberforce.

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EPISODE 77: THE CADILLAC OF EPISODES

2013-07-31_whgl_07_28_13Matt and Dub back at it again after a little break to talk about seeing Bill Burr live for his first show ever in Montana, the shitty seats and the fucking heat in the Emerson theater in Bozeman, along with the cruciality of a good handshake. It’s a fucking deal maker or breaker, you decide your own destiny m’man. After that Dub gets into Stories of a Good Life: Tillamook Hater Edition. Matt brings a story of condiment assault in East Helena, and they rag like a house full of women about the ‘youths of today’. Again. Dub brings back We Had a Good Book Review: Steven King’s The Dark Tower series. Pair of legs with no owner scares everyone while capturing imaginations. Then Matt brings it around with a story about a man who cut his own dick off, then blamed it on the finest president the world has ever seen. Tillamook Tragedy in Ulm, MT.

EPISODE 10: THAT OL’ GYM CLASS ROPE DICK

2011-09-30_whgl_09_30_11Matt and Dub read some fan email, answer some important questions concerning the gay agenda in America and the Halitosis bomb. They parlay into a conversation about Willem Dafoe’s unfilmable bathing suit area. They then haphazardly analyze Dub’s dream about a family of meth-heads trying to ruin his life. Matt discusses his recent brush with greatness at the theater, when he reviews Ed Asner’s portrayal of FDR. They then wind down the season finale with dictionary.com’s Word of the Day and a few fun facts.