EPISODE 249: DO NOT RESUSCITATE

This week we’re figuring out how windows work, looking for blueberry bagels, settling in to the new office space, comparing and contrasting Burger King’s cheese to Wendy’s’ cheese, feeding the cat SpaghettiO’s, equipping our desks with low rider hydraulics, getting ripped off on ergonomic tech, fighting carpal tunnel, getting a lifetime bus pass on our deathbeds, discussing the rise of bitcoin, predicting a bubble, buying new Dickies, and going back to court with a brand new old segment!

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EPISODE 237: THE WEIGHT OF GHOSTS

This week we’re falling down YouTube rabbit holes, podcasting on a full stomach, recognizing the visionary behind the Hawaiian pizza, eavesdropping on shady characters, rethinking TouchTunes’ jukebox credit policy, re-examining why so many people still have all their fingers, reading way too far into Waylon Jennings’ entire career, renting a VR room to escape the heat, talking to ghosts, firebombing people in traffic, calling out wack criminal monikers, purchasing shoes in 60 seconds or less, and finally experiencing an earthquake!

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EPISODE 222: THE SPECULATIVE PAYOFF

In Episode 222 we’ll teach you how to: commit cow genocide to dominate the dairy industry, party like a teenager, smooth over one fireable offense with another and take a rookie down with you, smoke crack in the ICU, find that winning lottery ticket in your desk at work, spend a half-million dollars, and drink and drive legally.

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