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An irreverent and speculative look at the week’s news, emerging technologies, and the simulated world around us. Talk a little shit, it's good for you.

EPISODE 240: EIGHT THE HARD WAY

This week we’re chasing whiskey with coffee, going to Las Vegas, losing money, messing up names, figuring out street performers on Fremont St., visiting the Mob Museum, getting propositioned by who’res, playing digital craps, putting prisoners on display for money, pondering whether prostitutes are more people or sex toys, wiping feces on dealership vehicles, transporting drugs by way of dong, heisting condoms and vibrators, elaborately threatening our customers for not tipping, divulging locations for hard-to-find foods like Arctic Circle and the McRib, buying expensive cat carriers, and more!

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EPISODE 226: SYMPATHY FOR THIS ANIMAL CALLED “WOMAN”

In Episode 226 you’ll learn what it truly means to be a professional imposter, whether you’re looking for a new job, dining and dashing, dressing like a cop to pull a heist, using a time machine to invest in stocks, tricking people into renting their own pets, or serving pop-up advertisements directly into people eyeballs. Don’t fall behind the times! Listen to this episode now and tell your friends later!

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EPISODE 219: MAKE AMERICA FLAMMABLE AGAIN

219In Episode 219, you’ll discover new ways to: handle the Governor and his entourage showing up to the bar, explain to your children why robots are writing Christmas songs, buy your dog a new wardrobe with the county’s credit card, use fire and Axe body spray to dodge arrest, make America flammable again, mistakenly refer to CFC’s as CDC’s, use a gun to get the price you want on coffee, deal with fantasies of being taken hostage, use a city bus to make your point, smoke in public, get around loss-prevention officers in box stores, use tech skills to get a job in the criminal underworld, mess with service dogs on the clock, lose a finger, check out a new segment, drink your girlfriend’s blood, and finally step up your local Christmas program to compete with Netflix.

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EPISODE 218: MAKE IT RAIN IN THE GRAVEYARD

218The power of Louis Prima, feeling confident about 218, starting the day early, techniques for finding lost diamonds, wedding ring warranties, buying jewelry locally, Email, a Squatty Potty in real life, Word of the Day, accidentally enabling alcoholism, TFBOTG: Fiat heir kidnaps himself over Thanksgiving, discovering Bread Face Blog, a gang of dudes are heisting guns in Florida, Deep Discounts: red barns and dying stars, HAW: woman burns a strip mall because of poor customer service, shopping carts are maybe expensive, Gift and a Curse: winning the lottery in Canada, and Police Reports!

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EPISODE 165: IF YOU’RE WATCHING THIS, I’M DEAD

092015Topics Discussed: Folgers Coffee, Keurig’s Hot New DRM, Matt’s World Falls Apart Today, I Don’t Mean To Brag: Immune Systems and Eating Old Food, New Tires, Word of the Day, Walking, Cold Thermogenesis, White Fat, Brown Fat, Burning Calories While Cold as Hell, Cool Gut Buster, We Had a Good Experiment, Shower Thoughts Theory, Weekly Weigh In, Italian Pasta Dinner Party, QR Codes on Your Gravestone, We Had a Good Afterlife, Deep Discounts, Tanks for Sale, Cash for Corpses in Poland, Don’t Hustle with too many People, When a Heist goes Sideways, Treating Yourself, and the Importance of Making Lists!

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