This week we’re falling down YouTube rabbit holes, podcasting on a full stomach, recognizing the visionary behind the Hawaiian pizza, eavesdropping on shady characters, rethinking TouchTunes’ jukebox credit policy, re-examining why so many people still have all their fingers, reading way too far into Waylon Jennings’ entire career, renting a VR room to escape the heat, talking to ghosts, firebombing people in traffic, calling out wack criminal monikers, purchasing shoes in 60 seconds or less, and finally experiencing an earthquake!
Episode 227 teaches you how to avoid St. Paddy’s like a pro, use a pacemaker to catch an arsonist, smoke mushrooms and kiss and fight your brother, bleed about the brain for up to 36 hours, properly order meat while dining out, and then start your pants on fire in defense of a client.
In Episode 224 we’re investigating fast food breakfast tech, learning Spanish, figuring out where to fit an 18″ dong, using obnoxious American traits to get deeply discounted admission fees to parks in Japan, looking for arson suspects after firehouse budget cuts, robbing armored cars, pouring over police reports, and ice skating!
In Episode 217 you’ll learn the subtle art of: buying a truck, citing your sources, blatant plagiarism, doing second and third Thanksgiving, performing security sweeps at Wal-Mart when you don’t work there, burning things down for social media attention, being a rock star back in the day, stealing other people’s music, wiping your ass as a caveman, getting higher than you’ve ever been and shooting at police, outsourcing your work to China, and the best way to apologize for tasing a woman.
Gambling on a taco truck, vodka, Email & Retractions, Cowboys, determining whether we’re Indigo children, throwback Word of the Day, the other Nolan brother, staying at one-hundred percent potency at all times, Christopher Nolan is paid, the most perfect segment crossover: Hero Arsonist of the Week VS. Let’s Do Some Drugs, CMFE: Diamond Eye, rap then and now, trapped in the 90’s, Deep Discounts VS. Meat Head Street Cred: Ruth’s Chris lose their ass in Ann Arbor, Hastings ghost town, and clothes for Christmas.