Talk a little shit. It's good for you.

An irreverent and speculative look at the week’s news, emerging technologies, and the simulated world around us. Talk a little shit, it's good for you.

EPISODE 243: CRIME SMARTER

Why do people like La Croix?, email and shout outs, clarifying vice presidential succession, an update on Stageline Pizza, when real estate meets pizza, misjudging the lineup at the show on Friday, Mugen Hoso, Palabra del Dia (Bonus), finally cleaning out the fridge, Heavy Machinery Hustlers: Bank of America ATM robbery with a forklift, how do I crime smarter?, people are always leaving keys laying around, pros and cons of the FBI taking this case off our hands, law enforcement power struggles, awesome tattoo ideas, trying to pay for lunch, Hero Arsonist of the Week: Firefighters dine on pigs they saved in fire, TFBOTG: mobile mechanic is fixing brakes, Power Moves: stuck between a cop and a hard place, some clumsy burglar leaves DNA behind at the scene, forgetting to flush, planting fake DNA to muddy the waters, and living with an active alarm clock stuck in the walls.

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EPISODE 240: EIGHT THE HARD WAY

This week we’re chasing whiskey with coffee, going to Las Vegas, losing money, messing up names, figuring out street performers on Fremont St., visiting the Mob Museum, getting propositioned by who’res, playing digital craps, putting prisoners on display for money, pondering whether prostitutes are more people or sex toys, wiping feces on dealership vehicles, transporting drugs by way of dong, heisting condoms and vibrators, elaborately threatening our customers for not tipping, divulging locations for hard-to-find foods like Arctic Circle and the McRib, buying expensive cat carriers, and more!

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EPISODE 232: IN FOR A PENNY

In Episode 232, we’re falling apart after 30, introducing a new segment called Power Moves, celebrating Mother’s Day at KFC, hustling up food and tools at Target, faking our son’s death for money, and preying on anonymous generosity. It’s time to go all in this week, tell your friends!

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EPISODE 221: THE FINAL CHAPTER OF YOUR LIVES

In Episode 221 you’ll be abducted and forced to entertain bored billionaires, shop on Amazon drunk, use too much garlic in your food, re-live fifth grade drama, drug race horses, call the cops on the cop pulling you over, change your name to avoid steep administrative name-change fees, pocket-dial 911 from your meth lab, avoid the small and tricky horse jockey, replace your old blood with young blood, eat a fried chicken taco and a free continental breakfast, and more!

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EPISODE 220: FILLING IN THE BLANKS

We’re kicking in the door on 2017 a day late and a dollar short. In Episode 220, you’ll learn incredible new skills like solving Young Jeezy’s riddles, giving up on Spotify, getting weird and sad on your birthday, catching up on old emails and retractions, forgetting the awful previous year, how to best steal lottery tickets in bulk, how lottery tech probably works, how to exchange Christmas gifts for Whoppers at Burger King if you have a time machine, how to better understand and deal with the Mandela effect, never trusting your memory, kicking cigarettes with placebos, and staying community minded with local police reports.

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