Talk a little shit. It's good for you.

An irreverent and speculative look at the week’s news, emerging technologies, and the simulated world around us. Talk a little shit, it's good for you.

EPISODE 249: DO NOT RESUSCITATE

This week we’re figuring out how windows work, looking for blueberry bagels, settling in to the new office space, comparing and contrasting Burger King’s cheese to Wendy’s’ cheese, feeding the cat SpaghettiO’s, equipping our desks with low rider hydraulics, getting ripped off on ergonomic tech, fighting carpal tunnel, getting a lifetime bus pass on our deathbeds, discussing the rise of bitcoin, predicting a bubble, buying new Dickies, and going back to court with a brand new old segment!

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EPISODE 247: THE ROAD KNOWS

This week we’re taking local businesses to court for copping our style, revisiting best practices for winter driving, getting pretentious about drinking wine, facing a democratic recount over naming conference rooms, investing in new noodle bar fork tech, loving big silverware, spotting click-bait headlines, buying cheap chicken and selling it at a premium, reviewing Mindhunter on Netflix, robbing a lot of banks in different costumes, buying new winter tires, misreading the good intentions of neighbors as passive-aggression, purchasing propane, and keeping an open mind while finding fun activities to pass the time during the winter months.

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EPISODE 209: A DISH BEST SERVED COLD

209We welcome our friends Cody and Kyle this week! Topics discussed: Skyline Cincinnati-style chili, Pizza Hut food poisoning, bands on cruises, Joey Fatone, hair plugs, how money changes age, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, automating jobs and infrastructure, finding answers in the subconscious, what makes a mall successful, trying to speak to the English using their colloquialisms, the mirroring American, Word of the Day, Bill Cosby’s legacy, whitewashing history, Huck Finn revisions, Fruity cereals, Jeopardy word association, Phil Hartman, Jon Lovitz, Andy Dick, relationships, The Game, the illusion of choice, Tinder, what Netflix is missing, Fuller House, blue comedy, repetitive rake comedy, man goes crazy after losing job opportunity, abbreviated word, meth head neighbors, being a private investigator or homicide detective, teachers and tenure, and going back to school.

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EPISODE 207: BEST LAID PLANS

207Hennessy, Pantera and speed limits, Cowboys From Hell, premium Spotify, four-shot Fireside glances, slim dudes and big dongs, Word of the Day, Email, A good man and father and police officer, intentionally vomiting on children, vomit as a crime deterrent, spitting is cowardly, kids don’t belong at live sporting events, most and least metal words of all time according to science, CMFE: Twilight Sleep, morphine and scopolamine, Jessica Jones and Purple Man, power of suggestion, post-partem psychotic breaks, re-evaluating medical practices, Bank of America confirms simulation, Nick Bostrom’s probable scenarios for the human race, the multiverse, impending financial crises on the horizon, offending people with simulation theory, evolutionary advantages, and running out of time.

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EPISODE 188: FUNCTIONAL NECROPHILIA

030616Topics Discussed: Old Country, Conway Twitty, Everyone’s Exhausted, Word of the Day, Food Greed Game, Faking the Funk by V8-ing a V6, Messing up a Quality Listening Experience, Waffle Houses Popping Off Again: Women Doing Their Hair; Fantasy Football Loss; Spiking a Co-Worker’s Coffee, LDSD: Down to Clown, CMFE: Stock Market Edition, Work is Home Now, the Genius Behind Netflix, Stock Investments, Acorns App, Saving Money, Frogs and Functional Necrophilia, Freedom to Sell Your Own Organs, Establishing Family First, 3D Printing a New Body, Download a Celebrity, Jared Fogle’s Loves a Honey Bun, Stress Eating in Prison, Prison Break, and The Push to 200!

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