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An irreverent and speculative look at the week’s news, emerging technologies, and the simulated world around us. Talk a little shit, it's good for you.

EPISODE 229: A DELICIOUS ACT OF TREASON

Episode 229 is long overdue, but well worth the wait! We’re talking about shopping carts, the security at Chuck E. Cheese, beating kids up for the greater good, stupid ways to die, that time Mars Inc and Hershey’s joined delicious forces, choking to death on donuts and pancakes, and how Elon Musk is beyond your Earthly squabbles! One day we’ll all be reading each other’s minds on the internet, but until then, tell your friends!

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EPISODE 223: DONUT SHOP BLEND

Look, listen: it’s time to finally relax and focus on you for once. Episode 223 picks you up gently, and takes all of the guesswork out of blending coffee, which cows to eat and which to milk, getting your cow a cool Neo-Nazi haircut, where to take a date on Valentine’s Day, getting dizzy for fun, allowing children to do dangerous things, selling drugs efficiently, convincing people to give you seafood, paying your debts with kielbasa, liking your job, having sex with animals, using fingerprints other than your own, and getting a warranty.

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EPISODE 219: MAKE AMERICA FLAMMABLE AGAIN

219In Episode 219, you’ll discover new ways to: handle the Governor and his entourage showing up to the bar, explain to your children why robots are writing Christmas songs, buy your dog a new wardrobe with the county’s credit card, use fire and Axe body spray to dodge arrest, make America flammable again, mistakenly refer to CFC’s as CDC’s, use a gun to get the price you want on coffee, deal with fantasies of being taken hostage, use a city bus to make your point, smoke in public, get around loss-prevention officers in box stores, use tech skills to get a job in the criminal underworld, mess with service dogs on the clock, lose a finger, check out a new segment, drink your girlfriend’s blood, and finally step up your local Christmas program to compete with Netflix.

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EPISODE 217: THE HIGHEST FORM OF EVOLUTION

217In Episode 217 you’ll learn the subtle art of: buying a truck, citing your sources, blatant plagiarism, doing second and third Thanksgiving, performing security sweeps at Wal-Mart when you don’t work there, burning things down for social media attention, being a rock star back in the day, stealing other people’s music, wiping your ass as a caveman, getting higher than you’ve ever been and shooting at police, outsourcing your work to China, and the best way to apologize for tasing a woman.

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EPISODE 215: HEISTING OUTSIDE THE BOX

215In Episode 215 we’re embracing Christmas, dipping back into good music, boiling life down to dank memes, contemplating the economical butterfly effect of selling sex and coffee, delivering babies on the cheap, beating little kids at football, getting around the security of self-driving trucks, feeding homeless people shit sandwiches, and catching up on police reports!

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