EPISODE 248: BETWEEN A STONE AND A HARD PLACE

Stone’s sitting in this week and we’re talking about Cat/Griz football, the art of tailgating, retractions, a more in-depth Palabra del Dia, hiring strippers to harass our neighbors, hiring a hitman on the cheap in jail, getting tricked by people talking, satire and fake news, visiting a sex doll brothel with odd requests, setting Wal-Mart ablaze, Wal-Mart VS. Costco, Confessions of an Okay Life: Inside the Mind of a Stone, and more!

Talk to your friends this week, people!

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EPISODE 240: EIGHT THE HARD WAY

This week we’re chasing whiskey with coffee, going to Las Vegas, losing money, messing up names, figuring out street performers on Fremont St., visiting the Mob Museum, getting propositioned by who’res, playing digital craps, putting prisoners on display for money, pondering whether prostitutes are more people or sex toys, wiping feces on dealership vehicles, transporting drugs by way of dong, heisting condoms and vibrators, elaborately threatening our customers for not tipping, divulging locations for hard-to-find foods like Arctic Circle and the McRib, buying expensive cat carriers, and more!

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EPISODE 223: DONUT SHOP BLEND

Look, listen: it’s time to finally relax and focus on you for once. Episode 223 picks you up gently, and takes all of the guesswork out of blending coffee, which cows to eat and which to milk, getting your cow a cool Neo-Nazi haircut, where to take a date on Valentine’s Day, getting dizzy for fun, allowing children to do dangerous things, selling drugs efficiently, convincing people to give you seafood, paying your debts with kielbasa, liking your job, having sex with animals, using fingerprints other than your own, and getting a warranty.

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EPISODE 215: HEISTING OUTSIDE THE BOX

215In Episode 215 we’re embracing Christmas, dipping back into good music, boiling life down to dank memes, contemplating the economical butterfly effect of selling sex and coffee, delivering babies on the cheap, beating little kids at football, getting around the security of self-driving trucks, feeding homeless people shit sandwiches, and catching up on police reports!

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EPISODE 205: PAID ADMINISTRATIVE LEAVE

205Thug Steak Lil’ Tummies Menu Additions, Matt’s operating on no sleep, small towns are expensive, playing stupid games, taxi vs. uber, cars won’t start, Alexander the Great, CMFE: Canadian strips clubs, loonie coin torture, LDSD: fire house mischief, too old to rock, not calling people, missing Missoula, MHSC: passive-aggressive cop at a Whataburger, a large spider interrupts a conversation about sexual imprinting, Matt’s cat is in love with Matt’s GF, birds, boa constrictors, a man has sex with a van in the street.

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