This is Drunkmento – grab a cold brew coffee because this week we’ve left ourselves a series of clues to figure out mysteries like: is that fountain for drinking or bathing, where is the bacon located in grocery stores, how to control and prevent rage from ruining family time, how to start embracing on-coming deafness and blindness, who is paying for religious billboards, why do people keep using terrible fonts, why’s Google strong-arming small business owners, or are they, can we split a lap dance, why aren’t there high-end pawn shops for celebrities, who stole the oxys from the trial evidence, how do you successfully smuggle drugs and alcohol into a music festival, did we discover a loophole to DUI’s, and are cat vibes a thing?

Retrace our steps and get some answers on Episode 244!



Why do people like La Croix?, email and shout outs, clarifying vice presidential succession, an update on Stageline Pizza, when real estate meets pizza, misjudging the lineup at the show on Friday, Mugen Hoso, Palabra del Dia (Bonus), finally cleaning out the fridge, Heavy Machinery Hustlers: Bank of America ATM robbery with a forklift, how do I crime smarter?, people are always leaving keys laying around, pros and cons of the FBI taking this case off our hands, law enforcement power struggles, awesome tattoo ideas, trying to pay for lunch, Hero Arsonist of the Week: Firefighters dine on pigs they saved in fire, TFBOTG: mobile mechanic is fixing brakes, Power Moves: stuck between a cop and a hard place, some clumsy burglar leaves DNA behind at the scene, forgetting to flush, planting fake DNA to muddy the waters, and living with an active alarm clock stuck in the walls.



Happy Birthday, WHGL! We’re kicking off our sixth birthday with whole new outlook on life and we’re talking about picking out whore-bots on facebook, slowing down for mountain bikers, better pizza intel than last week, awkwardly engaging strangers, abiding by the social contract of acting like everything’s okay, Chef Anne Burrell’s pop-up Cheetos restaurant in NYC, an UPDATE on an old Unsolved Mystery, re-examining our target demographic, other found notes on Rodney St., stealing from a car you just rear-ended, never being too careful around EMT’s, and how everyone’s apparently selling fake drugs now.

Download Episode 241 and tell your friends!



061415Dub and Matt are coming at you from the ‘Grade this week! Topics Discussed: Keeping the Au Ju Game Tight, Ball and Thigh Rash Past and Present, RIP Sir Christopher Lee, Farah Fawcett, Thomspon Finger Gloves (or something), Surviving the Game, Taking a Backseat in Death, Michael Jackson, Pizza Hut’s All American Pizza, Mustard, Belgrade Stageline, Wack-ass Tastebuds, Ridlo’s Beef Jerky Sandwich, KFC Tech Section: Tray Typer, Getting Ranch Dressing Right, Charging Gold Prices, Unlistenable Metal, Tricking Accomplished Actors into Doing Porn, Pat Robertson’s Consolation, Dub Ends Frasier and Starts Boss, Matt Can’t Finish Sons, Starts and Defends Entourage, Opting Out of Riding Motorcycles in the SONS, WOTD Ultimate Edition!